If the person who can fire you begins a statement with “I hope you can” 99.9% of the population knows that really means “Do this or you’re fired” and we know this is what Trump meant BECAUSE THEN HE FIRED HIM FOR NOT DOING IT.

And for this guy, as a politician, to then go back and write a memo: ‘Oh, I felt threatened.’ He felt so threatened — but he didn’t do anything.”

Everyone loves a freak show.

Survey: Reasons to Visit Maryland

Dad? How’d you find this site?

Weeping for the loss of innocence.

Officer: Where you coming from?

Officer: Do you know where you are?

Tiger: I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust. 

He blew a .00 or, as John Daly calls it, .3 under par.

Medical professionals seem to feel they’re getting awfully close to the line between “heroic measures” and “unethical science experiment”. The court absolutely has a right to step in.

The courts have shown enormous empathy for the parents - the entire process has been intentionally incredibly gentle to them, given they’re already going through hell. This case has been covered for a long, long time in the UK: this article is a... slightly slanted view of events. You can read the chain of rulings -…

As I have written before, my daughter died when she was five in 2011, two months after being diagnosed with an inoperable and malignant brain tumor. There is no cure for her type of tumor - DIPG - and current treatments do little more than extend life for a few months.

Applause from hell.

Amy’s playing loose and fast with using the word atrocity on a Serbian.

So, they left her, but left her with a beer?

“fell asleep”

Jerry Lewis? I thought it was a different reboot...

Dude’s got nothing on Broadway Joe...

I wish everyone Tokyo advice!

I feel like you’re not quite getting it.