You didn’t go to college.

How ‘bout a nut-punch and a macing?

Kardashian hate will make you a ranting, conspiracy-theory spouting lunatic who can’t be reasoned with.

How can it be so colossally tacky and so boring at the same time? It’s like Liberace’s house if Liberace decorated all the other rooms and then got bored and was like “fuck it” by the time he got to the last one.