I think you misunderstood me. I was serious. Not in a judge people kind of way. I was questioning my own intelligence. I can be pretty stupid. I’m being sincere here for what it’s worth.

Please tell me this is satire and shopped...

I’m probably goofy, but the important recovery codes are printed out and placed in my safety deposit box. I’m guessing most people feel it’s overkill and inconvenient to go that far. 

I got the same vibe and noticed the same thing from the test. To be fair to it though, I’m pretty sure it asked you to make up a name and email. I’m now Toby Pudding, and my email is tpuddy@poop.lulz.

Going to hi-jack this DQ thread to ask a question to everyone. The DQ franchise in my area is not one that serves food. It only has ice cream and is closed during the winter (meaning I can’t use this deal, ours is still closed).

“Defecus Eradicus!”

This seems about as good an idea as doing “Twitch drives cross country”.

American Express has proper credit cards also. Source: I have two.

“Mr. Schnatter can you please provide us with a few words that rhyme with, and you associate with, the word trigger” - new jingle think session.

I’m sure they can fit a promotion in there somewhere, later down the line when they think it’s forgotten.

I’ve been wondering this for awhile, only because it seems to be the horrible logical conclusion, is there some section of Trump’s voters who advocate putting immigrants to death?  

Can we make it a 50 gallon drum? I mean you can get lube that way....

Bah, you get them with the meal anyways.

“badong” I really like that. I just imagine every time someone says something super shitty, a gong is struck. Just totally droning them out. BAAADONNNNGGGGG.

I’m probably one of the odd ones. My relationship with my parents has always been a bit rocky and odd.

I’m probably one of the odd ones. My relationship with my parents has always been a bit rocky and odd.

Have you seen those scary humans!? I would wear armor too...

Assuming you could even engineer that in the first place, how would you even store that kind of influx? Isn’t one of the major things being worked on is bigger and better power storage methods?

Have you considered a “Hack of the Day” segment? It seems viable at this point.

Sadly my wife sees this in reverse all the time. She works at a nursing home and trains CNAs, and some of the young white girls throw fits about treating black residents. Worst of all, is despite complaints, they won’t fire these girls due to severe lack of staff. Ah, the fun of living in bumfuck nowhere.