Coldstone.

A couple of years ago, I won a bright pink kayak in a raffle at a women’s DEC workshop benefitting a group called Casting For Recovery that offers fly fishing retreats to women working their way through breast cancer. They’ve found that the mediative quality of the repetitive action of casting is good for the mind and…

Stands For Flag, Player Suspended

Should’ve been you, Curt Schilling.

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

Counterpoint: go fuck yourself.

I’d mock you, but I have an uneasy feeling that you might be my accountant.

Even Dennis Reynolds thinks this guy is a fucking creep.

the nut on the bus goes pound pound pound

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Stay white, and you’ll be alright.

Oh sure, now they want Kaepernick to get down on his knees.

Finally, somebody said it. Nobody cares about your struggles. Maybe don’t live in the antarctic.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Drugs can be a difficult habit to kick so we understand why he hasn’t sought your advice.

username suggests undercover cop.... beware ;p

No hacker...no hacker...you’re the hacker!

They couldn’t reach agreeement on Hume’s first principles of the contents of the mind.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.