Interesting how they always go to starboard in the bottom half of the hour.

Is coffin a shape?

They just needed to be a little less conspicuous. Like this guy.

Unlike last time, United just didn’t want to drag this out.

Good thing Goodell didn’t suspend him. Man, imagine the embarrassment!

STOP RESISTING!

I think this beef is a movie star. But what if we’re all wrong?

Stop trying to derail, er, the conversation.

Easy D.

Name change: Jane D’Oh.

Lined LL Bean hunting boots. Step in moose guts and feel the power of the Maine outdoors.

Lined LL Bean hunting boots. Step in moose guts and feel the power of the Maine outdoors.

<Begin 1989>
Plattsburgh in the house! Let’s all go down to Mother’s and slam some Long Island Ice Teas.
<end 1989>

My kind of guy.

Was she alive or dead in that box?

You didn’t tell us either. #glasshouses.

Forking right!

Forking right!

That stupid fence shouldn’t have tried to run back that kickoff if he didn’t want Tomlin in the way. Screw that fence!

On November 3, 2010, a parade was held for the San Francisco GIants and their world series championship.

During the festivities, Huff reached down into his pants and pulled out a red thong.

It was a Wednesday.

the most extraordinary tidal discussion since Saving Private Ryan

Tinkle Tinkle little Czar
How he owns you from afar
Take a shot, make a muss,
your toupee smells of asparagus