Cliff notes: I know you are but what am I?

I attempt to answer the only question worth asking:
How far can I punt that?

So Washington wants to take back this “gift”? Typical.

“Meanwhile, Simmons is thriving.”

More like he looks like he’s in remission.

Ron Hextall. Oh, I remember him.

I bet all the N-word states look the same to Walmart too.

The last great Union grad flop was Chester Arthur’s mustache.

Ewing’s lottery card was frozen.

If god didn’t want starters to stay in then why do we still have relievers?

Tawmmy is pissed because it’s a black cloud.

A brothel is no place to get light headed.

He really really wanted that mac n cheese.

“Studied at UConn” He got the past tense correct. Next stop... Harvard!

This is what happens when you glorify the grit that is Danny Woodhead.

I wonder if he’ll wait years before watching his own show even though many people tell him it’s awesome, then after watching it he’ll say it’s the best thing ever and he was always onboard.

It’s deadspin, they are going to take a post a picture of that baby’s junk while throwing it out.

Even the Chester Arthur statue at Union shed a little tear.

(he just got his tuition bill).

My escrow required a certain "floor" where my escrow couldn't dip below it. So if they paid a bill, escrow went down to having $200 in it and my minimum balance was $900, then they'd want me to either pay $700+ so it would never dip below $900.... or spread that out into my monthly payments. The $900 floor was kind…