Except you’d be inflicting the damage to yourself, not someone else spewing vile garbage- this analogy doesn’t work. It would be more like “If you were standing in the kitchen with your boobs out and the chef decided to pour boiling oil down your boobs because you were in the kitchen - I mean it’s your body and it can…

That time I made my new boyfriend extra hot vegan chili then gave him a handy. Oops.

I showed a boob so a stranger wouldn’t catch the jigglypuff on my block.

This is my favorite place in the world.