There’s nothing to gain by being outed as the “bad guy” who doesn’t want his workplace to be daycare. Especially when it’s pretty likely that LaRoche is the kind of bible thumper who would take to Twitter and say things like you’re anti-family and hate Jesus.

Once the Cubs win, we can all focus solely on the Cleveland Browns.

How it actually went:

This phenomenon of electing people who have no experience and hate government on principle is terrifying.

k, real quick, in case you need one more before you go to sleep -

I’ve been waiting for this because last winter something happened to me that really freaked me out.