I want to see an electric turbine installed on TrumPutin's grave. All the people showing up to "pay their respects" could generate a fair amount of power, I bet 

After this pandemic is over and we finally get another president, I propose a preserve where people can pay to go hunt Trumps.

I can see that. She looks like her human meat suit didn’t take, and he looks like dumb Sheldon Cooper.

Nah. They look like extras from Zoolander.

Hold on now. You know the rules don’t apply to Princess Ivanka, first of her name, creator of 15m jobs! Pegger of Jared and daddy’s forbidden fantasy! Lo, admire her many works! She doth shod and clothe the tacky! Her wisdom doth bring great smiles to leaders ‘round the globe! If there is a chair absent her father’s…

1 star=1 prayer for Remy! We’re all rooting for you to pull through!

The game is so bad that even the NPCs can’t be bothered to give a shit about what happens there.

Same. I don’t follow sports. All I know about Jordan is him smiling his way through various commericals, a SNL hosting, and a few other appearances.

I legit thought Jordan was basically the Tom Hanks of Basketball. I thought he was America’s Sports Sweetheart (at least for awhile). Turns out he’s Chevy Chase.

Not that…

I share everything you wrote, if you allow me to.

As a big Warren fan, I wonder if VP is worth it for her? If the Senate ever flips, imagine her as majority leader.

I have just realized that I may have had the virus at the beginning of December. I was so sick that for two weeks I thought I was going to die. Every single day for 2 weeks I thought was my last day on earth. Very high fever, chest pain, no sense of smell or taste, couldn’t catch my breath (I attributed that to being…

Super disagree about the touch pad; lots of games made good use out of it. I loved how in Horizon you could set the HUD so that it would only pop up momentarily if you lightly tapped the touch pad, whereas a press would bring up the map. It’s a good feature that still has potential, so I don’t know why they would…

No please no. The symmetrical sticks might be the main reason I chose a PS system to start with. It feels so much more natural 

Stephanie Grisham: Karen or Becky?

it took him seeing a morgue truck in New York to finally take this thing seriously.

Your peers in Italy would like a word with you:

nothing more than a collection of tweets

How many loot boxes do they need to buy to unlock their own players?