Striptips. Or its monopolytime with Barron.

This is important hog-news, splinterpeople, react!

Ok, anywhooo, wtf is up with Shia la Beouf lately?

Oh, he will insist that its true. And sharpie something something.

Oh fuck, it ain´t.

Oh fuck, it wasn´t.

I admit its not good Photoshop, but its somehow disturbing...

So, will this be the first instance where corporate fuckers get fucked? 

Well, its perfectly fine to test out self torturing experiments through movies. They are measuring your limits. 

I just realized – this could be a Simpsons/AmericanCrime scene beat for beat...

All of this is Hiding-in-the-bushes-level kind of hilarity.

Oh, ok, wasn´t aware of the fan-army. 

Maybe he is just a fan of yours?

Question: How in the ever loving fuck that this reality is did it come to be that a christian nut is VP to a president that ... is, well, what the fuck ever he is. HOW?

Nah, its most likely his biological mothers zombie fingerprint. He keeps her thumb to his heart.

Bravo! Also – put it in words the average american can grasp this and act accordingly (vote democrats). I´d declare you new baby jesus.

#pussyassbitch +1

Way better with Goebbles than Mussolini.

That´s not Goebbels...

Somehow you´re very beard-centric tonight.