Jack, did you drink today? Cause your creative writing today screams Beeeer. A lot.

The right way to bring this thread to bedford.

Yeah, fucking sincere, looking him straight in the eye. Wait, did i just insult a media-sycophant? holy fck meself the right way... This is our world! 

Just another example. If you´re not blond, fat and bad at golfing, maybe even bad at fracking, but white, seriously confused about gender roles, maaaybeee because there is lead in your water... YOU ARE NOT FCKING AMERICAN.

It´s quite fitting, as long as you´re flying in your ship. But every Planet sounds like a stormridden nightmare. Perhaps i should try headphones.

Jap.

PS4 Pro is perfectly fine if you´re cool with the 747 mode of the console. 

Unwelcomed love of a witch boosts Pence.

Ah... give me a minute... so, you ... - like birds and also dislike the defaming of bunnys? Kind soul. I said it.

Splinternews - in dire need of a headline writer, cause headlines.

“I want to buy Mars.”

Whoa, pretty heavy stuff, Arn. I imagined you as a kind soul, who would have thought you´ll erupt over optical illusions.

Nobody startled by the “I am the chosen one.”-bot-glitch? 

Propecia vs Viagra made Trump. Villains included!

Fuck Dave Matthews´s Band.

Maybe the Dems should spin a narrative around “real Americans” and how Trump is definately not one. 

“...A Love, thousands of years old, inherited by generations of zealots, heirs, worshippers, followers and influencers devoted and entangled to Mammon,
can´t be broken in mere centuries. It has to melt from its core, it has to devour itself. It´s unfortunate that, for a really big melt, you have to overfeed it…

Stay fucking put and wait for your local mass migration to go places. 

Annoyance is bliss.

Its not Black Knight? I thought they were singing about the satellite...