It still saddens me that there is no one to just stop this person from being president and doing further harm.

He must be aware of this, right? He has seen the BabyTrumpBalloon, right?

I just had a fucking miserable epiphany – he must be the most famous person on earth right now. He achieved everything he always wanted. Fuck. 

Here is an idea: place four of those on trees, already tied so that they float about 20 feet above the trees. Keep them deflated and remote inflate them the moment he starts his speech. Watch Secret Service trying to take them down :D

On point, but too much hair.

Bowser? For real? Lol. 

Already did. Also - i twisted my neck as of now 57 times.

Here is a more nuanced take: (#fuckme)

Iran is most definately fucked. 

Well, she surely is a tryhardtroll. And a fucking moron.

Lobby-Politicians are the fucking worst.

There’s (probably) way more money in creating systems and technology to stop global warming

Well, i guess i´m fine with them, and i´m from germany (and i´m not biased cause Phillip is a german, although i like that he is boasting about UFOs. His driving skills need improvement though...). And i don´t know why i´m even concerned with this, but...

One Kanye and even one Obama. This painting is a nightmare.

Why are there two Bill Clintons with maga-hats? Sloppy copy&paste....

This level of hope and dedication gives me the shivers. Also, don´t waste fcking paper.

Well, at least they got the blackening right this time...

Well, you´ve been shitting over most of the democratic members for weeks. May i ask, whats your preference? Who is ok in your eyes?

Yeah, sending nuclear material to the very country those somebodies came from is certainly better for your karma. 

Send the CDC to smoke out Fox News.