Yeah, this all kinda scked...

I´ll leave the same tshi here as everywhere – Americans! Do something against your Leader in Clown!

Americans! Do something against your Leader in Clown!

We are able to do something about this – ignore PrimeDay.

Thank you, fck you. 

Apparently we are. But the online-survey doesn´t work - the servers are down due to time-scheduling-conflict... but jokes aside, this is the first time i´ve been to this website and holy shit this is some vintage-shit, i wonder how many millions the EU wasted on this one...

NK still uses grammophones

Somehow i now want a reboot of Lost Planet 2. At least it was fun.

I´m residing in germany, they speak english, not a good cover. But i´m considering a phrase like “Hello, if you want this conversation to be recorded, press #”.

I really need a soundboard filled with profanities.

You´re way too civilised...

I keep getting phone calls from english speaking people with a strong indian accent. They claim they are with the microsoft tech support and that my “Windows-Computer” has some viruses. They use the landline to call me which is strange in the first place. I´ve received about ten calls form them, naturally not counting…

Earlier...

Yeah, he kinda missed the rocket...

Groundcontrol to SlpainaTron... I guess you´re german.

Of course, i´m not serious. Not yet.

I want this to happen...

I made it. I´m from Germany. And all those recent political posters were surely an inspiration.

Its - hands down - one of the weirdest political fotos i´ve ever seen...

Thx! :D