We know how this ends...

Worth repeating: it’s not really an appeal if the same asshole who handed down the initial sentence hears it.

there has been no “prejudgment”

“Empty” is not the same as “open,” Roger.

*SPIT TAKE*

I work full time looking to call BS on the DoD where it actually exists. Neither Russia or the US are completely innocent in this regard, far from it, but the Russian media machine is an entirely different animal. If you think this is bias analysis so be it, but I would read through my work, I think you will find it…

Two five year olds looking at each other’s wee wees are “Playing Doctor”. A 15 year old adolescent molesting a five year old is not. Never mind that there were multiple victims, multiple occasions over several years, and often the victims were originally asleep, so they weren’t ‘playing’ anything.

You left out the best part of Michael Seewald’s disgusting diatribe:

Many times it is simply lack of opportunity or fear of consequences that keep us from falling into grievous sin even though our fallen hearts would love to indulge the flesh.

To paraphrase the old Milton Berle anecdote, if you know you have the biggest dick in a big dick contest, just pull out enough to win.

That isn’t surprising. But it is sad.

The Duggar’s cult leader Bill Gothard has a nasty habit of fondling underage girls himself. And it’s all the girls fault of course!

The Duggars keep all of their children in two rooms- one for the boys one for the girls. Yes even the 25 year olds have to share rooms with their toddler siblings. It’s bizarre.

I wondered if the girls in question included one or more of his sisters. And then whether they were urged to turn the other cheek. And then I got sad.

I hate to say this, but like...is anyone surprised here? That family is so beyond reprehensible. I’m sure fondling underage girls is ok as long as there’s no gay shit going on.

gave me the finger, and then burned rubber into the sunset

I was a car stereo installer way back when that was a thing. My favorite customer experience was when a guy came in for a deck for his daughter’s spanking new Neon or something.

I quit everyone, goodbye forever

It could have been worse.