We know how this ends...

Worth repeating: it’s not really an appeal if the same asshole who handed down the initial sentence hears it.

there has been no “prejudgment”

“Empty” is not the same as “open,” Roger.

*SPIT TAKE*

What would your alternative be then? More cars? More roads? Because that’s working out well....oh wait.

You had me at schoolgirl...

No one wants to go to central so you needn't worry. All they want to do is fly past you at 300MPH on their way to somewhere else.

Speak for yourself.

Both. Phishing to get the malware through in order to hack.

Advice from the US to japan:

Since the biggest hacker farm in the world is based out of Fort Meade this is hardly surprising. Asking America for help with computer defense is like asking a wolf to help plan your sheep pens.

I’m just saying, if I put you in a Dodge Viper you probably wouldn’t get bored driving it.

That’s because you drive a boring car.

Hey! Didn't he read the sign??

How about thowing a block of ice into the lava?

Why does lava always look delicious? Is this a weird thought? If I was Superman I would totally eat some lava.

If movies and TV have taught me anything, it would take at least 3 Pierce Brosnans to survive such an ordeal! Or one Tommy Lee Jones

That's the same thing I told my high school girlfriend's father. Talk about an eruption.