Exhausting yet easy to drive... got it.

He greedily eyes the gorgeous rocks of crack, simmering, crackling, and popping. The high is so intense that the owner needs a moment. Once he’s able to talk again he blurts out his life story in the course of explaining this truck’s price. All sweaty, jaw on a hinge, he’s a victim; pure darkness and evil... the white…

I went to school on one... it was a POS. The men that sailed those things in open waters had massive balls. 

Lighten up Francis, leaving a dog unattended in a climate-controlled environment is not “shitty”. The dog is comfortable, it’s no more shitty than leaving the dog at home, less so actually. I’ll speak for my dog and say she would prefer to come with me and chill (literally) for a minute while I run in the store than…

These are sold throughout Latin America and seem to be popular. The only thing I’ve noticed from riding in them is that the driver and the passenger are very close, probably not a bad thing with the girlfriend.

nothing too out of control like bong hits of high concentrated salvia.

“Ford will be a bit fucked.”

Funny, Harley had the same issue with their early Twin Cam 88.

I had a ‘76 Newport, MASSIVE cars. I was rear-ended by a drunk going 45 MPH while I was at a full stop. My car was sent into the car in front of me, that Newport ended up looking like an accordion yet still drove home under its own power.

You were a lucky guy, that’s one hell of a first car.

Very few people were experimenting with LSD in the 50s, we can safely eliminate that theory. Maybe they were drunk, the three martini lunch was a thing back then.

Fellow (former) M2 owner here. Pro-tip: don’t ever wheelie that thing.

Ugh, that bike is utter crap. Wasn’t it here that the front caliper failed on the Street 750 demo?

This is one thing WEALTHY WHITE people have fought against

Letter writers (Letters to the Editor) were often lames in the car mags; it comes as no surprise that guys are writing cringeworthy emails to female bloggers.

Costa Rica. 

I dunno, man. In my country taxis are red, it’s not a color that brings performance to mind like it does elsewhere.

Jewelry? So something to wear that others can judge or appreciate?

You nailed it. I don’t know if it’s a cultural or generational divide, but I read Steph and Justin’s arguments against watches and I roll my eyes.

Daniel Wellington is more of a marketing company than a watch company. They make the same low quality watches that you’ll find in department stores... crappy fashion watches. The best thing I can say about Daniel Wellington is they introduce people to the world of horology.