Brutal, but hilarious. 

“Fat acceptance advocate dies at 34".

Ouch.

Why do you want manufacturing in the US? Its a dirty industry that takes tolls on our infrastructure and appearance.

Bingo.

These things felt like a breath of fresh air when they came out. At the time, “Euro inspired” offerings from the big three meant extra plastic body cladding on a boring old three box american car, this thing was genuinely different and dare I say... cool.

As I’m in Europe, I can’t read the LA times article

So, your basic run of the mill sociopath?

lololol

You probably enjoy videos of police tasering 8 year olds.

You had me up until you got to the part with the Britney tape.

And that two-door sedan!

Smoke or do a line? Young you was a mess.*

*Young me would have partied with you.

Ugh, that quote is some sort of nasty word soup infinite loop, it makes my brain hurt.

Has a yellow Harley (softtail, tassels, low miles, loud pipes).

Magnets.

Take your star for “Rich Yummy Mummy”.

Oh lord, please... no. 

Grille is the new cowbell.

Toyota has a habit of dumbing down its offerings for the US. See: Hilux vs. Tacoma, Prado vs. 4 Runner, etc.