People in the States have no idea what they’re missing out on. We have Prados (GX460s) down here in Costa Rica; I owned the previous generation and used it for Panama City to San Jose runs... they’re brilliant overland vehicles.

LOLOLOLOL! Good luck with that.

I’m with you. Unfortunately this is the US we’re talking about, we don’t punish white collar crime like we do other types of crime.

At this point I don’t think I could buy any model ofGoodyear tires.

Shinola watches are assembled in Detroit with Chinese parts which is as far from horological luxury as one can get.

Yes sir!

What kind of madman sees The Dead high on blow? Wrong substance to partake in.

I take it you speak Spanish.

Where’s Hunter S. Thompson when you need him?

What are those, fender skirts?

Way too much car for the fairer sex. Put ‘em in anything with a higher power to weight ratio than a VW Bug and you’re asking for trouble. 

My, how times have changed.

False equivalence, but ok. 

Wanna be creative? Draw yourself a picture with unicorns and rainbows.

Want to go fast reliably on the cheap? LS.

It’s on the air because people watch it. It ain’t what it should be, it is what it is.

Good news, brother... they sell used ones cheap. Go get you a 2002 with some soul.

Keep on fruckin’. 

Don’t forget Steven Tyler: https://jezebel.com/5805190/steven-tylers-teenage-girlfriend-tells-her-side-of-the-abortion-story

I ride a Harley, please don’t lump me in with this mess.

Like I said, “normal”. If you want to go to prison or be a statistic, have at it.