You’re talking about Jobs 2.0... Apple Lisa much?

Your dad has some serious style.

Came here to say this. It seems lots of folks have already forgotten that Jobs often received the same criticism; look at the legacy he left behind. I wouldn’t start pointing and laughing at Musk quite yet, he who laughs last laughs best.

Not only do I not like feet, I would rather lick the inside of the rim of an airport toilet than be touched by a white person’s feet.

I can’t say I’ve experienced a failure myself (nor seen one while working at a dealership) but these tires suck. Crap performance in general, especially in the rain... borderline dangerous. Like everything else that comes stock on a Harley, they’re built to a (low) price point. Only HD can get away with charging…

I’ve run 402s on bikes, they’re pretty much universally regarded with contempt. Not a good tire by any measure.

You must be new around here... there are supercar owners that read and/or contribute to Jalopnik (e.g. James Glickenhaus, because race car).

But what if I want to slap my dick between two bricks?

Yes.

Odd, seeing as how you’re part of a population that has its fair share of issues with incarceration for non-violent crimes.

You want the damned kids off your lawn, don’t you?

Yeah, that’s not racist at all.

Your time will come (if you’re lucky).

This is quality content, I don’t mind the ads. Hitting an ad-supported site with an ad-blocker is basically theft.

Man, you should write the editor and ask for your money back. The nerve of these people, producing content for profit!

Yup, because it’s awesome when American businesses go bankrupt!

Aaaand right back atcha Mr. Tingley Do-Right.

Well, I have a bike with a quiet-ish pipe, modded intake and a power commander. Come talk to me (or someone like me) about it next time you see a modified bike on the road. Good luck!

You know this is an enthusiast site, right?

He was shot in it, he didn’t die in it.