Funnest auto journalist in the game, keep ‘em coming!

I’m not on the toilet, I don’t have time to read that shit. I skipped to the part where a normal person would place a conclusion and it was some silly insult. TL;DR?

P.S. - I hope someone punches you and gets away with it.

I disagree with you, you’re justifying violence and I think that’s dangerous. You mind if I sucker punch you?

May I suggest you burn the hat before you eat it? Goes down easy in a smoothie that way.

Sounds like a good time (no snark).

You “fuck hate hipster children” and crap out sophomoric poetry comments, that’s not ok.

Replaced with alien tech. Injection: does anyone really know how it works?

Yeah, figured. I’ve been here since the site launched and have made a few off the cuff comments over the years that got the commentariat bent out of shape. I read your comment and I was like “this dude obviously didn’t mean that but goddamn folks are gonna get worked up.” I wasn’t wrong!

I’m going to assume you’re just blowing off steam and wouldn’t actually do that. That said, I can imagine some people would key a car with a Trump vanity plate, I wouldn’t put one on my car even if I loved the guy (I don’t).

So Cal is a mecca for that scene, I’m a 41 year old 1%er and I follow a lot of them on instagram (dynamite crew, etc). These are young guys that stunt on 650 pound bikes, I’m impressed. Aside from that, they’re bringing Harley performance (check out kraus motor co) to the forefront which I respect.

Sounds like Mormon curse words.

Glad to hear you had a good time!

I live in Costa Rica, there’s all kinds of stuff like that down here including this bad boy from the Iran Contra scandal.

Yeah, I was thinking the same... kids hiding porn from their mothers. That explains why porn was stashed in weird out of the way places where only kids go.

Yes, the magical porn bush ends careers.

Ahh, the magical porn bush. That was in the bible, no?

He’s not wrong. I have no idea where that porn came from but it was always stashed in weird places back in the day.

At least he didn’t go invade a country for no good reason.

My god I LOVED Kozmo.