That cat has nothing on Soni from South Korea. Soni has got these amazing blue eyes that look like marbles and its fur looks like it’s made out of cotton candy. He doesn’t even look real. South Korea is full of mad scientists who have perfected cuteness technology.

Shame you probably put a lot of effort into an article I’ll never read because it’s a slideshow. 

Why they stitched open Charlie’s eyes wasn’t a mystery, I thought the reason for it was evident pretty quickly. As for what happened to his body, I never thought we were supposed to think Alice moved it. It was Birdy. She tried to get Alice to run away and when she wouldn’t and Birdy realized she was going to go…

I’ve given up trying to figure out the policies governing the greys.

Seems a little odd for this site to advertise this book and make zero mention of Rabins new Weird Al book...

Eddie Deezen

All of you are running with this Deadline piece, which is little more than assumptions and conjecture.

I suppose it’s better than taking place on a planet of giant, sentient feet.

Please dismiss that shitfuck fake Lizardo. Let him die in obscurity. 

Please please please dismiss the fake Dr. Lizardo. His comments should not be allowed to stay up, even if they’re grey. 

A Whole New World is a fine song but it in no way “bangs” nor “slaps.”

He used both that and “slaps”.

You’d think not liking Williams was some sort of fringe opinion from these comments. His weakness for mawkish sentimentality made him a critical anti-darling for years, and even the roles that pushed against that still had him playing a guy who demanded so hard to be loved that he still pushed everyone away.

Can we put a moratorium on the word “banger” for a little while? Or at least use it a little more judiciously.

Not just at the time - to this very day Terminator 2 remains a movie that came out 7 months before Wayne’s World!  True fact.

Watching it today, the Genie might be the aspect of Aladdin that’s aged the worst-

Letterman’s appearance in “Cabin Boy” is worth 10,000 fake Leno monologue jokes.

aka “the most powerful voting bloc in the country”

This review gets the title of the show wrong FOUR TIMES.

There’s no “The” in “Lower Decks,” either the title of the original episode or the title of this series!