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Wait, the man’s name is Ham Burger?

I thought that shit was debunked back in the 80s, when the ‘attachment therapy’ craze ended in the murder of Candace Newmaker.

Here’s an elegant solution to basically every problem The Simpsons has faced in the last ten or fifteen years: cancel The Simpsons. At this point you’re not just plugging holes in a sinking ship, guys; the ship has sunk. Even you know it. Maybe try something new, keeping in mind it’s a new world. You might just do OK.

A gorgeous, powerful review. This is really petty, but how is AV Club still spelling “Dodson” as “Dotson” when there was even a file onscreen today with the correct spelling?

You’re not alone. I had trouble distinguishing all the 40-50 year-old white men in this show. Maybe it’s the lighting or that they all wear the same drab gray suit, but I had to read a review to figure out Ennis was the guy who killed everyone. They all look alike!

The death cult mentality comes pretty naturally - they were all raised Christian

It’s not a minority though. Over 70% of the population believe in a magical being that created earth and everything on it.

You know what you sound like? You sound like my little sister whining that her friends don’t have to do chores when told to wash the dishes. She's 7 and even she knows that's a bullshit argument.

And that’s just PUBLIC schools. From K-8th I was taught that pentecostal snake-handling speaking-in-tongues protestantism was the only way to god and all other religions were cults - including catholicism, which is demonic.

Do you wanna try that one again? I'm not sure I understand anything you are trying to say. You are expressing thoughts and some of those are words...

“Our new government is founded upon exactly the opposite idea; its foundations are laid, its corner-stone rests, upon the great truth that the negro is not equal to the white man; that slavery subordination to the superior race is his natural and normal condition. This, our new government, is the first, in the history

director Alan Parker (...) has died

What is it with priests and kids?

I’ve only been here a few days but it’s clear how much you stink.  And not in a “fun” “I’m having fun trolling” way.  In a just go be nothing somewhere else, way.

To be fair, just imagine the creative possibilities now that the show has a younger, less disabled, more anonymous composer. Bart could get really into dubstep! Groundskeeper Willie could collaborate with Billie Eilish! Lenny could become a K-pop stan! With such musical flexibility the show is bound to stop being

So . . . you’re saying he should be THANKFUL he was unceremoniously fired for clear and obvious discriminatory reasons after being a vital behind the scenes contributing creative force of a legendary television show for nearly thirty years?

Have you ever made a comment here that isn’t the absolute fucking worst?

Forget about the shiny escapist entertainment this year. Get involved. Fight for your rights. Contact your representatives. Vote. Trump and his cronies are starting to put fascist tactics into boots-on-the-ground action, and there’s an increasing chance they’re going to try to ignore the election results if Trump

We’ve got a live one: Amy Seimetz has accused Shane Carruth of years of abuse and has obtained several TROs against him, they are deciding whether to make it permanent tomorrow.

I remember when she was the snarky receptionist on Duet. Even then, I said to myself, “I bet she’s a mean boss who yells at her employees. I hope she never gets her own talk show and also we should invest in repairing the levee systems in New Orleans before a large hurricane devastates the region and leaves thousands h

When Penn & Teller were on Letterman, and asked him to write his name on a playing card, he always wrote “Regis.”