keep that shit to yourself homie

“She’s all hair sweat and sinew and feral intensity.” Linda Hamilton’s performance in T2 was truly awesome, but for the record, hair does not sweat.

Glad someone else mentioned this. Who could forget this?

I mentioned elsewhere that I showed my kid T1 and T2 as a double feature; he had no idea that Arnold is the good guy in T2, so he was legitimately stunned when he saves John in the hallway. I wish all to hell they’d preserved the surprise when the movie was originally released.

Most bars aren’t filled nightly with Chris Delia, Bobby Lee, Joe Rogan etc etc

Every time you defeat them in a game, Russia pays a bounty.

no, but we all want the military involved in esports so badly, without them who will manipulate teenagers into state-sponsored violence, please, come back 🙄

this is such a missed opportunity.  They could have had a one-off special: the network says “It’s okay, all is forgiven, we rented you a studio” D’Elia shows up and it’s just an abandoned warehouse with “You’re Fired!” spray painted on the side, YOU GOT PRANKED SON

“Very few people ever get the lollypop. Very few, it’s rare. They even let me pick what flavor I wanted which they told me they never let anyone do!”

But I didn’t write Obama. You just misread it.

Rickrolling was “vaguely homophobic?”  How?  Why?

...the FX sketch comedy series remains iconic...

“Fire Marshall Bill Was Created...In A Comedy Sketch.”

WOW WHAT AN EXTREMELY DARK STORY!!!

This was a really stupid character, but at least he was also completely unfunny

Really? I thought it was fantastic.

Obama was right, you know.

Elly Truitt errs on a couple of statements. First, that it’s not possible to be infected with Plague from a corpse. A corpse thrown with enough force to make it over a fortress wall would burst open upon landing, exposing anyone nearby, especially those cleaning it up, to the infected interior which would allow direct…

No mention of his ostensible belief in the Yakub story? That’s some infowars level bullshit you might wanna distance yourself from

Isn’t this post missing the obligatory AVclub “he is wrong and stupid” judgement tacked on to the end?