The thing is, by your own argument, these deaths aren’t all that preventable due to the victims being unable to foresee how dangerous a situation they were putting themselves in.

That’s just Darwin taking his due. You can’t fix stupid, and stupid can’t survive without help. Not a lot you can do about it.

All very valuable assets to our society, I’m sure.

As a Dolphins fan, I absolutely knew they were going to be named ass team of the week. In fact, I strategically planned all my errands to take place between noon to 3pm to avoid sitting through this game.

I thought they were referring to this during Summerslam ‘15. But (I guess) this spot was on purpose.

I think he’s beat this time.  May as well go down talking.

Starred purely for “the diabetes.” Congrats.