hethoughtofcars
hethoughtofcars
hethoughtofcars
Dec 31 2018
3

I’m optimistic about this, I started and quit last season seeing so much wasted potential. Solid Sci-fi stories marred by what seemed like rejected Family Guy jokes.

Aug 20 2018
24

That reminds me how we turned that poor lady from the McDonald’s coffee lawsuit into a punchline despite the fact that the coffee was too damn hot. She had third degree burns on her thighs and crotch. I think even remember them saying her clothes had fused to her skin in some areas. At least Jay Leno got some jokes out Read more

Aug 20 2018
5

The most memorable part of the whole Lewinsky thing, to me, is asking my mom what she thought and he reply being, “His biggest mistake was his choice in women. Men in power always do this type of thing, but he chose a woman who had nothing to lose by going public with it.”

Anyway.

Aug 8 2018
3

Jesus Christ they won a playoff series in the Eastern Conference why can’t you just admit that the process was brilliant and worked perfectly 

Aug 7 2018
36

These all seem to be lower-body injuries. Are we sure they aren’t being attacked by a leprechaun wielding a shillelagh?

Jun 18 2018
1

Because the bugs were (and may still) used to add pink color — not flavor — to the strawberry drinks/yogurt. Even though I ingested the stuff before I knew and it didn’t kill me, once I learned about it I could no longer stomach it.

Jun 18 2018
3

I’ve only ever had a Negroni once, and it was terrible. Tasted and smelled like window cleaner. To this day, I don’t know if it was just that Negroni, or if they’re meant to be awful. Read more

Jun 15 2018
84

I can understand why they thought Howard the Duck would be a hit. There was another movie where the protagonist fends off a horny Lea Thompson and plays a guitar solo - and that one was a box office smash!

Jun 15 2018
49

it’s true, though, i used to know who martian manhunter is, then i lost my virginity and the information was deleted from my childhood memories.

Jun 2 2018
1

Wait, so you’re the only person they hired as their motorsports photographer? Seems a bit one sided, don’t you think?

Apr 27 2018
8

The first time I watched Hot Rod, I really didn’t like it. This would have made my list, with Chris Parnell really being the only part I enjoyed. Read more

Oct 26 2017
8

Eh, I think it was better as a one-off. At least they’re seemingly going for the sort-of-anthology format, united only by the documentarian. It’s better than further following the same characters. They all got a perfect character-driven ending. Creating a direct sequel would be undoing the pathos of the season. Read more