Not just smelly, gross people but drunks as well. I once had to endure a trans-Tasman flight (4.5 hours New Zealand to Australia) with a golden oldies rugby team, who were hell-bent on re-living their glory years by sinking copious amounts of alcohol, swearing at the top of the voices, tossing a rugby ball about and…

A 1978 Volvo 264 with the fuel-injection V6 and blue velour interior. It had been parked under my friend’s house for nearly 20 years and had belonged to his father. He had no interest in getting it going and wanted the parking space so I ended up with this Swedish super-model for the princely sum of a bottle of Jacks…

Fun fact! Any object (smokes, sunglasses, wallet) placed on the dashboard of an HQ will fly out the window as soon as you turn a corner!

Don’t forget the Morry 1100's big brother, the infamous land crab...

There was even a ‘Jalopnik Special’ brown(ish) station wagon:

Personally, I prefer the source material:

Meanwhile in New Zealand:

Homer’s Odyssey?

‘78 - ‘80 Australian Ford Falcon

Apologies for being a backwards Antipodean, but what’s the deal with the seatbelts? Are they diagonal only? Do you have to move the anchor point back behind you to drive?

Well played, sir. Have a well-groomed man in a Volvo Amazon for your troubles..

I see your Wagoneer and raise you one Land Rover...