So Matt Damon will do all the wooing while Ben Affleck sits and smokes weed off to the side?

I'M SORRY INTERNET

Okay, my primary complaint about the show is with the cheesiness of it all. It genuinely could be a phenomenal show with a riveting plot (mind you, I watched the entire first two seasons of the show with this girl. desperate, i know), but it gets so goddamn lame and cheesy at times, it completely ruins it for me.

(sexist?)

Damn, I was hoping he would have to play at the KFC Yum! Center.

No joke, a girl (I was sexually interested in) sat me down and made me watch that a few years back.

It's like the CW survives on me not ever wanting to watch it ever.

Drake can't stop doing things to make me dislike him.

Saw these dudes open for Hot Water Music. Pretty great live show, but not sure if I could ever really buy into the whole LET'S SHOUT OR SAY EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME bit. Pretty awesome lyrical content from what I've heard, though.

Any 20-30 year old female should be able to get this role on nose piercing alone.

You like chocolate milk?! Friendship lost! Friendship fucking lost!!

Internet bukkake?

Internet Shittalking: Win?

Reference: Lost.

This is…LIT'RALLY…the most..exciting news…I've heard in my entire life.

I could go for the "women are less funny than men" bit, but we've got Larry the Cable Guy, Carlos Mencia and Tyler Perry, so…nah.

It's all about one-upmanship. So next Macklemore will call Drake's SNL hosting gig "wack". The drama continues.

Macklemore's text may have been wack, but this response was just as wack, if not more. So they cancel each other out! Yay hip-hop!

I can only hope Amy Poehler and Joe Biden have the exact same exchange they had on Parks and Rec.

Will they or will they not look at the time when Jay Z fucked his girl?