“No whey!”

Yes, I do know how to read.

Geoffrey, a middle-aged British tourist on his first visit to Germany finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him.

Playoff Kershaw is fine, just as long as it’s not Playoff-Against-The-Cards-Third-Time-Through-The-Order Kershaw

Well it’s OK if the Marlins catch them because they’d slide into the second wild card spot. Now if the Mets or someone else also catch them...

Your friend sounds like an idiot.

SAM BRADFORD PLAYS ULTIMATE FRISBEE?

I assure you, there is nothing “minor” about a herniated disc in the lower back.

At least 18 years, from my experience.

Not good, friends. Most people who get epidurals are out of commission for at least six weeks.

I’m not going to say relying on Kazmir to perform under pressure is a bad idea but every team he’s played for might

Like Rasheed Wlalace!

So, so tired of the knee jerk Boogie hate. How many of you have worked for a truly toxic, dysfunctional organization? It wears on your soul and sanity to labor under mercurial, talentless bosses whose best people skills include unclear yet passive-aggressive communication, recreational backstabbing and delusions of…

Vlade Divac is staffing five centers? Even for a Siberian that line up is husky.

If that kid can’t make it a few hours without a beer I think he has a real problem.

Fortunately he gets to live in St Pete and not the bay. The bay is fine but the dolphins are quick and get the good fish.

An old dude told me it’s not about money but a sense of purpose. Retirement sucks for a lot of people, but athletes take it especially hard. It’s a shock to the system most of them aren’t prepared to deal with because that’s been the singular thing they’ve worked toward and done their entire lives.

This is a sober and measured comment.

Hmmm that’s not quite true- in any deep water environment breast stroke is actually far more useful.

Well, it would be actually kind of refreshing to find out a Warriors player knew how to grab something by the throat.