As one of those dropouts who has done tens of thousands of oil changes as a fast lube tech without messing up a single car, go fuck yourself with a sideways tie rod.

The graphic maker died of dysentery on the way, I understand the oversight.

First they steal an MLS Cup, then our NBA announcer, and now our biggest university? What a year.

Absolutely not. A race winner should be decided by who crosses the line first. Taking out your slide-rule and determining after the race that the car that came 15th is the true winner defeats the purpose of racing.

And by “no chance” I mean a “couple games” until I realize how “much money” it is and I “come back.”

I love the implication of “you know his K/BB ratio is so high because people are all over his nuts”.

A Kershaw truther. Just perfect

I call this piece, “Intercourse with a Kardashian”

The answer may be relatively simple but expensive. There are dozens of variables to consider and workout but: re-fund the state and federal institutions for schizophrenics and others with debilitating mental disorders; reinstitute vagrancy laws and jail those who are substance abusers that sleep/defecate/urinate in…

um, good? Nowhere does it say people have a right to live in public places. Maybe the city can use funds to do something about the homeless, but back a few decades ago, when we had vagrancy laws, the problem didn’t exist to the extent we see now. Reagan de-funded federal mental institutions sending 100,000s to the…

Why would the Cubs even want Chapman? There's no designated hitter in the NL...

Blows my mind Vegas gets a franchise when Toronto doesn’t even have an NHL team.

Sure. But watching his home run and flipping the bat was only about 20% of what this guy did.

I was there. You aren’t funny. Fuck you.

Well how about the whole team pull their pants down and hang their junk out at the pitcher while chanting suck it, suck it, suck it. And why not have the batter go around and spit on every player he runs by in his home run procession? Defense had better keep it to themselves unless they want to be accused of attacking…

Fuck off

I’m all for celebrating and making baseball fun again, this kid just kinda brought it on himself doubling and tripling down on the showboating. At what point is it OK to say this kid’s a jackass who deserves a smack in the mouth?

Orlando City isn’t wrong though. If there’s one league that tests stamina more than any other, it’s gotta be MLS. 1,000+ mile trips on a regular basis, sweltering summer heat in places like Orlando and Dallas, lots of tackles and hard challenges, some turf fields and a lot of young players that are fast as fuck. If…

When you sober up tomorrow, can you repost this?

I made this last year