God damn it. Stick to sports and stop talking about the MLS!

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

You think we’re tracking Alex Len in warmups but we’re really tracking gentrification.

this is not even the most popular gif of Alex Len in warmups

It’s not shown on the signage, but that $5.45 hot dog in Georgetown comes with a 2018/19 season ticket to the Wizards, so that price is particularly insulting.

I know this is a joke, but he actually does! He’s a bench warmer for the UC Irvine Anteaters. (Zot!)

Deadspin’s coverage is already wide left.

I do not throw a baseball with my hand; I throw a baseball with my heart.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.

...said Wario to Waluigi.

Cool story. Did he do this?

Isn’t “pissing all over The Concourse” what Hamilton Nolan does every week?