Fighting a blind person isn’t very fair...

Yes, boo hoo, I’m all broke up for the scooter companies. First, people are inconsiderate pieces of shit and leave piles of them on the sidewalk forcing pedestrians into the street to walk around them, and second, JFC, go from the street to the sidewalk back to the street then dart from behind me directly in front of…

You can also buy a few different flavors of 700+ hp, RWD cars from Dodge, some even with a manual.

I would love to see tomorrow’s COTD be this comment on today’s COTD because this C certainly made my D.

Jalopnik Community Hivemind Car-Buying Rules:

His reddit comment history is like the most wholesome version of shitposting I’ve ever seen. The dude gives people cake day compliments. 

+1. I could have snorted an ounce of meth and still would’ve fallen asleep.

Bad analogy is bad. A GT car is slower than a DPi. One GTLM was leading another car from the same class until it lost power with a car close behind and expecting acceleration. 

Corvette Owner Upset His Ford GT Application Was Denied.

I assume he built this so that he could take out motorcyclists with impunity.

It’s wonderful, except for the part where it’s sooooooooo gonna get crashed.

This looks like something Tavarish would concoct in his garage after doing lots of blow.

The “B” isn’t closed at the bottom. It has a b-hole. 

I have been informed that my hair has been placed on a thirty-day unpaid leave.

Absolutely agreed. That’s why I bought this 3 months ago:

Audible sigh

“the grandaddy of the luxury minivan coupe.”

Box of tissues on the left suggests yes. 

(Just realized I dug up a 5 year old thread that got linked to another article, and I now feel a bit silly. I had a comment in here about how I don’t like your assumption that middle-class areas are any less crime-prone than low income areas. I couldn’t delete it. So you’re left with this little parenthetical note.…