I'm on a month-long camping trip with a bunch of other college students. There's this guy I like, and he likes me. We sit together every day, tell each other secrets, it's cute as hell. There's a girl on the trip who doesn't really have friends yet, so one day I invite her to sit between me and this guy. The three…

Good use of the word 'chode'.

I have to ask. Does it make people feel intellectually superior to show up on articles like this and immediately declare it to be bullshit? Because what I read in this article was basically someone saying "I did this thing, and this thing had a positive effect on me." Does it really matter if it was a placebo…

It wasn't a mistake to put Duke in the video. McConnell just wanted to include something next to which he would appear relatively popular, and Duke basketball was the only thing he could think of.

So that's what a Pinterest divorce looks like.

I have worked with Gloria for years and just want to say for the record, Terry approached her at an event as asked for a photo and she said yes, because she ALWAYS says yes to photos (when she can). She had no idea who he is. Just so y'all know.

"Yes, he didn't tell you about it, but you shouldn't take that to mean anything other than he just really, really wanted to move to St. Louis and work at that Petco by his aunt's house. That's where his soul is taking him. These things happen. Let it go."

Out of all of these, I only knew 5 of them actually existed.

This list is almost as bad as the cereal ranking.

Nutty bars at 17? Did you suffer some kind of tastebud accident as a child and now your mouth is all messed up and filled with bad opinions?

Swiss Cake Rolls ranked in the 20s? Swiss Cake Rolls ranked in the 20s.

14 FOR ZEBRA CAKES?! FUCKING 14?! GRUMPY CAT SAYS NO!

Yeah, I felt weird announcing it anywhere because sometimes I don't know how much of myself I should give to the internet. But I did put up a kind of oblique post about it on my tumblr and then, IDK, I'm just really excited and happy and I feel pretty comfortable with my little afternoon Dirt Bag crowd, so, yeah.…

Hrmm... OK. Fine. But it rubs me the wrong way, like we need to be told to chill out. Like I expect a sign saying "I know when you tell me to smile you just want me to be reminded that happiness trumps unhappiness" followed by "When I tell you to smile, it's because you're beautiful when you do."

So I've only been at this parenting thing for 2 years now, but in my experience, just do your best not to push an agenda one way or the other. This means…

As a high school teacher, I beg you to stop sending them with gum. They stick it under desks, they spit it on the sidewalks, the most polite of them toss it in the trashcan, but do not wrap it in a piece of paper or tissue first, so my trashcan has gross wads of sticky stuck to it, which collect every gross thing…

I was sobbing. And I don't even like Cyrus. Eff.

I would love to see more articles like this on Jezebel. Thank you.

Natural does not=safe. Lead is an element and a natural material, after all. And many natural essential oils are not safe for direct contact with skin, etc. Safety testing is important whether a product is marketed as natural or not...

Please don't take Environmental Work Group's word as perfect truth. Their interest is in showing harm, not in determining safety. They have as much of an agenda as cosmetics companies - and it isn't your safety. It's all about getting funding through scare tactics. Check the headlines on their "9 Surprising Truths…