“I’m worried about reliability, so I’d get a BMW instead.”

I can’t say nice price. This is one of those cars where ANY mods are a red flag to me. On a vehicle like this, a deep-pocketed owner is wise enough to put the car back to stock before selling, since (a) the car would sell better and (b) the mods can be sold online or locally for far more than they’re worth on the car.…

I guess you could say they are not “friends” amirite

Yay the morning CVT

I can’t believe how much of the episode is a propos. It’s like ... if they could have designed an episode where they knew he was terminally ill, and still have it be funny, I don’t know if they could have made it better than they did.

And so the revolving door turns. Let’s look back at the last decade or so of VWoA CEOs...

Woot, I won the office pool!

We have 9 nuclear powered islands we can put wherever we want. Whenever we want.

Just so I am clear, the best Scions to buy are actually either a Subaru or a Mazda. At this point they should make a crossover based on the HR-V and call it a day.

I’m tired of puns like this

There’s no missile in there. That’s too short to carry a ICBM (this is a missile transporter/erector)

Well, that solves the weird design issue, IMHO. It was the last overly-cutesy design they had in the stable. And now it looks like a GTI’s fat cousin who’s still really cute in the face and totally muscular because she used to play basketball in college but sort of let herself go a little bit.

“Like a good neighbor, state farm is there.”

- Stalin, to the Ukrainians

Solely in your dreams. Volvo’s business model is to offer for sale cars that people might actually buy, not admire on screen and then go and buy something else.

My car. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

What is this? An SUV for ants?