Yet another way assholes try to get you to look at them.

An excuse for 21st century yuppies to drink a shitload since nothing in the future won’t revolve around their goddamned kids.

ok They have them set up so when they fall into one another the the bottom brick is supporting the top brick by its now top left corner. That corner is only sticking out far enough because it is resting on the next bottoms brick top left corner. When it gets to the end of the bricks the last brick has nothing to hold…

...said nobody, ever.

The best HBO theme song is so obviously “Curb Your Enthusiasm”. It’s not even remotely a contest. Perfectly fitting.

Best sports hair past and present:

Some people are just lucky, I guess.

I usually tip on take out and I don’t make much money and live in a city with one of the highest costs of living in the US. For me, and this is just for me, I just feel that if I can afford to go somewhere for food or drinks or whatever, I can afford to also tip. Again, that’s just me. Mostly because I’m just a…

Dammit Jim! I’m a scientist, not a grammarian!

There are no nearby garage spots, genius. And moving isn’t an option right now for a million reasons. As for the inconvenience ... just let me rant. Jesus fuck.

Oh fuck. Now millions of Trumplings will start thinking “Internet Tax” is a thing. Every goddamned day with this man is a fucking nightmare.

It sounds like the Let’s Remember Some Guys Invitational.

Yo Tim, you’ve got video from two different crashes up there. Not two views of the same one.

Was there with my wife and my folks. My dad is the most lukewarm Rockies fan among us (he likes them, but has always been meh on baseball and mainly relies on my mom to keep him informed of their record, which is usually trash by this time of year). We were all on our feet when Nolan came to the plate. Then that first…

the sound the grape lady makes after she falls is forever burned into my brain.

“LeBron, is this a case of where you have to defend home court at this point?”

FIFA has Bowser. PES has “Green Lizard King FC”.