As a native Iowan, I have to say that your roommate from Iowa should be embarrassed and ashamed if he was making those mistakes. That's just horrible.

I like Wisconsin.

Is that the The Pit of Despair torturer from The Princess Bride as a boy?

I'm an Eastern Iowan, too. Back in the day, part of my Dad's benefits package through work was a side of beef.

Book 6 is almost nothing but Ka-spinning, you mean.

I grew up in Iowa but haven't lived there for 15 years. My parents were here this past weekend though, so now I have 2 lbs of ground beef from Fareway in my fridge and I was just eyeballing it thinking, "I could make patties & throw em on the grill… or I could Maid-Rite that shit."
And then I jumped on here and saw…

I'm a beer geek and I love love love Modelo Especial.

I'm 40. Trying to remember my earliest Star Wars memory is like trying to remember my earliest memory of oxygen or water or cotton.

MY GOOSE. IT IS BUMPY.

Oh fuck her.

Listened to Soundgarden, watched Catastrophe and The Americans, got drunk on many beers.

I love this show so much.

Off the top of my head…

Oooo god I love "I Could Have Lied."

ALL THE FUCK YESSES EVER FUCK YESSED FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES!!!

I would definitely put this in my mouth.

Displayed good manners by saying "thank you?"

(chicken dances in celebration)

What if… what if he is Andy Kauffman? Has anyone ever seen both men in the same place at the same time? Man. This makes the whole Jerry Lawler thing look like the whole Joaquin thing.

It'll never stick.