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yeah and KD got 3 free throws late for kicking his leg out. What’s your point?

It’s something special when someone like me, with a vertical jump so small you couldn’t slide a credit card under my feet when I jump, got to laugh at a top-echelon millionaire athlete miss a dunk.

this is a cool and normal thing to be worried about 

You can tell he clearly knows he didn’t get all of it. And flips the bat out of frustration. This is a terrible post. 

It kind of almost looks like he’s upset because he knows he didn’t get all of it. Am I crazy?

Wow. You seem tremendously fucking dumb.

Neither call is nearly as bad as the Warriors Twitter accounts say they are, but regardless, no call would justify how much of a gigantic asshole Curry comes off as there.

Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.

Is it time to think about abolishing football? I’m all for it, mostly just to stick it to Browns fans when they’re at their most hopeful and vulnerable. 

Have a better backup than Josh Dobbs would be my recommendation 

Surprised Ben didn’t just go in anyway. He seems the type of guy to do that.

Oh shut up. If you wanted to play Ashen then you’d get the launcher, you damn crybaby.

Maybe i’m old or jaded

I don’t think making good games is a valid prerequisite for being an effective storefront.

Everyone does 70/30. Even consoles. Epic is breaking new ground with this rev split.

Boston fans, please don't ever change. You're a treasure.

You could have picked any kinja handle but you went with the title of my 3 year old daughter’s favorite book. 

It's week 14.

I want to turn this play into a snortable powder and inhale it for eternity.

It’s amazing that you live in a world where Stephen Colbert is a bitter, angry, stupid loser and Trump is the opposite of those things. For instance, I’m pretty sure even homeless guys are happier than Trump, for God’s sake.