I don’t know man, these replies are pretty gawdamn ugly and steeped in the stereotypes of “fake gamer girl”.

It’s the day before Thanksgiving. We’re warming up for family.

YOU ARE WRONG!  ALSO CELERY IS AWESOME! WHY ARE WE FIGHTING ABOUT VEGETABLES?!

But it’s ribbed... for your pleasure. 

Username checks out.

I will not fight you. You are correct. *meticulously debones every leaf, dies lonely*

I DEMAND INTERNET DISCORD OVER THIS VEGETABLE AND I WILL HAVE MY SATISFACTION.

So, since the former bosses of Deadspin/Gawker were shitbags, Deadspin may never ever report on the shitbaggery of other bosses? Is that the point?

She’s dunking she’s pointing out a) he’s a liar and b) he has an over-inflated sense of himself.  Game, set, match to Megan.

This post is a perfect excuse to show the most brutal poster dunk of this season

Bah gawd, that’s Nathan Peterman’s music!

I already saw a post saying exactly that before I even read the full story.

The Church of Satan’s going to sue you for defamation for associating Satan with Grayson.

I think it’s two fold. They don’t seem to have any rhythm on defense. And offensively, there’s no harmony. Without rhythm and harmony, they aren’t even what they pretend to be.

That all happened on Wednesday, when they scored just 68 points in a 50-point loss to the Dallas Mavericks

I don’t believe in God, but if I did I would see Grayson Allen being owned as a professional (NBA: .368/.292/.769 NCAA: .430/.380/.834) as proof of one existing. Small sample size and all. If and when he becomes a useful NBA player I’d offer it as proof of the existence of Satan.

Someone has placed freshly-cut onions in my office and it’s distracting me from not-working and I don’t appreciate it.

i’m pro-moji 

Cruise ‘too small’ for more Reacher rounds.

Child calls Tom Cruise short.