Fire code violation:

Whatever happens I’m just psyched that they’re able to plot their own course.

Whenever I read these I wonder if this is how I sound when I’m trying to deliver some witty criticism and when I land on, “Yeah, I probably sound like these assholes” I get blackout drunk and pass out of my couch. I wake up on the floor in a puddle of my own urine and forget why I got blackout drunk and then pop open…

Those ratios.

Are you ready to have your nuts rocked?

Political donations and investments are two different things chief. I’m sure most of these rich folk do both.

You let the mask slip a bit here.

I checked before I made my cracker joke.

These Grahams are crazy crackers.

A poorly sourced article I just read says one’s penis shrinks as they get older. Whatever he was rocking, it’s amost certainly smaller now. Imagine a handjob video where it’s clear that the whole hand isn’t involved. Like, 2 fingers and a thumb. I'd kill you and your mother to keep that from getting out.

Fuck that it’s only because he missed. If he yammed that shit home and made the crowd roar in approval Izzo wouldn’t say a thing.

I know and agree with the sentiment you’re expressing with that headline, but “victim”?

Witten is as bad as Romo is good*.

Why on Earth would a team volunteer to become the Clippers of their respective sport?

I don’t want a team if it comes at the expense of another fanbase. I don’t wish that pain on anyone.

I want pictures of this x ray machine and a commenter that claims to be an expert on the subject to determine whether this is bullshit or not.

As someone with an uncomfortable amount of first-hand experience with the inner workings of typical contract security, depending upon the client, the supervisor, etc. the security person may be disciplined or fired for not being nitpicky about this shit. Their supervisor should be under a microscope as should the…

Gonzaga needed a last second jumper to beat a decidedly mediocre Washington team. If that's not a qualifier I don't know what is.