AND WHAT IS THAT EXACTLY? BE THE WORST POSSIBLE VESSEL FOR PEANUT BUTTER? BE A FIBROUS, CRUNCHY VOID OF FLAVOR? BE THE THIRD, USELESS WHEEL IN MIREPOIX?

The only good counterpoint I’ve seen.

Celery was born of Satan himself and is only made mildly edible if cooked into indiscernible mush.

Whataboutism is super cool.

Whataboutism is super cool.

This is either the best concern trolling I’ve seen in a long time or insanity.

They’re the freaks, not us.

I DEMAND INTERNET DISCORD OVER THIS VEGETABLE AND I WILL HAVE MY SATISFACTION.

Romaine lettuce is like good, proper lettuce, but with fucking celery in the middle of each leaf. It’s disgusting. Fight me.

I know it’s a dead, well-beaten horse but I just can’t not associate this game with the real-life NYPD.

I hate it when Draymond says something like the above because it runs completely counter to my belief that he’s the fucking wooooooorst. This is what is must feel like to be a Trump supporter every single second of their existence.

He pays me in Amazon gift cards that I pluck from his clenched buttocks with my teeth. Takes a solid tug or two depending upon how many payments have been doled out ahead of me. If I’m the first one of the day it can take a while. Thankfully I’m a left-coast libtard and the payments are given out in chronological…

Understandable.

I don’t believe in God, but if I did I would see Grayson Allen being owned as a professional (NBA: .368/.292/.769 NCAA: .430/.380/.834) as proof of one existing. Small sample size and all. If and when he becomes a useful NBA player I’d offer it as proof of the existence of Satan.

THIS IS AN OBVIOUS FALSE FLAG PAID FOR BY THE GLOBALIST/CUCK-IN-CHIEF SOROS TRUMP DOESNT HAVE A RACIST BONE IN HIS BODY MAGA BUILD THE WALL SHUT UP AND DRIBBLE #FREEDOM

Someone has placed freshly-cut onions in my office and it’s distracting me from not-working and I don’t appreciate it.

It’s fun, but if you’ve already played through it a few times (like I have) it’s far from necessary. Great time killer though.

The part that pissed me off the most was it was an empty threat. Our craven local government caved on a completely empty threat. They should’ve sent a fucking, “Okay Jan” meme and went about their business.

So every single major city is mismanaging funds earmarked for homelessness? Not a single major city in the United States (that I’m aware of, could be wrong) has been able to tackle the problem of homelessness. Rates are rising year over year throughout the country and you think individual municipalities are to blame?…