I think he thinks that if he shows up that = more money for the people he doesn’t like. Does TO being there/not being there effect Canton’s bottom line? Who knows, but TO being TO, he definitely thinks they’d make more if he showed up. That’s what I think, I think.

Thank you.

This is true. There are Good Teens.

Marvin Harrison trails TO in nearly every statistical category and benefited greatly from having one of the best QBs in NFL history throwing to him and has probably killed/had his cousin kill at least one person.

That’s a fine option, but I think telling them to kick rocks is good too. It’s a matter of personal taste really.

Counterpoint: He should’ve been a first-ballot unanimous selection and is righteously petty about it.

Good. Fuck Canton (not the city, but maybe the city, does Canton suck?)

Because this should live forever:

Can anyone speak to its performance on PS4 Pro?

Torch torched.

Fucking asshole.

Absolute unit.

It was Hutch and Walt. They were demigod and god respectively amongst men.

Every once in a while I think I have an original thought.

I don’t disagree. I knew fuckall about him except that he made a great jump on the 2nd dumbest play-call in the history of football (the weird punt/run/whateverthefuck Indy ran) until he directed some spicyness toward his employer and now I kind of like him.

I dislike this man and any bad news about him warms the cockles of my heart.

She’s dead and it’s taking a while to find, coerce and modify another woman to take her place.

I think most of these dudes would be seriously injured and/or die from the consequences of say.... 5 seconds of the first round? Irsay has clearly been roiding for a minute so he might last a solid 10. I just don’t see the bang-for-the-buck potential here.

When I imagine a person who I least want to see or interact with on any level it looks a lot like this guy.

I’d be pissed if someone smoked a cigarette on a plane because that shit smells like ass.