Or you smoke entirely too much.
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I’m so tired.
The Mariners are ass and there’s nothing else so I am obligated to like this anthropomorphized motivational poster.
That full court pressure D is just mean.
Wanna nerd out? Check this shit, courtesy of r/NBA:
raisins and peanut M&M’s in potato salad
O’Donnell responded to the Activision-scored trailer by tweeting during the game’s E3 presentation that the music was not Bungie’s, threatening fellow employees in an attempt to keep the trailer from being posted online and interrupted press briefings.
These are sizeable and conveniently located, but if you’re a true urination enthusiast committed to comically large cups, I wouldn’t trust this one to hold such a drink securely.
Smith Tower at 0:41. A+
Once again, racism and greed is the root cause of some bullshit.
I’d bet limp and uninterested is how he likes it.
Imagine looking up at that mid-coitus.
While there’s a lot of very solid material here for jokes he sounds really fucked up and there’s a non-zero chance that bashing his dome against other humans his whole life contributed to said fuckedupedness which just makes this really sad and neuters my already-sub-par ability to make jokes.
Is Morris the most effective goon in the NBA today? We still have Zaza, Draymond, Delle and Lance. Tough choice here.
Your unique, talented voice will be missed. Good luck with whatever life has in store for you next.
This is why municipalities need to protect workers. Corporations aren’t going to do it. The federal government isn’t going to do it.
Some owner that has an axe to grind against the NFL execs should just sign him with no intention of actually playing him so he can suit up and kneel for every fucking game until either Kaep or the owner dies.
The thought that taking an extended BP session would have lingering effects on world-class athletes is well and truly fucking batshit.
The nerve on these fucking people.