dude, go stroke your neckbeard, consider why you feel so compelled to continually harass a random woman on the internet who was clearly addressing other women and gtfo

do you like to lick ladies’ assholes

why not shave it now? just want to have it long for once? also dang, three years, huh!
the lipsticks are why? to make it look more feminine or just because it looks cool?

YEAH THEKIMBERLYS THATS TOTES WHAT I MEANT YEAH IMMA TEACH THOSE MEN WITH MY HAIR OMG YEAHHHHHHH METAL

Is that why you’re growing it out or are you just over it?
I think I’d welcome the reaction just fine rn, since the point is to not really curr about society (shmomeity)...but I may settle on a pixie if only just because it’s easier to grow out eventually.

I’m turning 30 this year and I am really having the hankering to do that hear-on-the-sleeve symbolic hair-shaving gesture. I pissed a lot of men off this week simply by not giving them the time of day they wanted. I’m feeling stormy and punk-rock lately in general. I think 30 is the new 18. I don’t currrr - only this…

This is a mirror upon my own hapless kitchen existence, but w/more comedy and less existential am-i-not-DIY-enough-not-woman-enough? crisis.

Fergie: Do you cook
Oprah: *beat* Sure...

Ha. She can’t say “no, I don’t have the time. I run an empire and have a staff” because her persona and her market is built off the image that she is a certain capable sort of womanly feminist (and I’ll bet there are a lot of recipes in her magazines)...the pressure is real…

“content unavailable” boooooo. and no link

that middle cut was my mom’s go to for like 20 years. she’s now starting to grow it out so it’s more like the one on the left, which is a totally radical change. it’s funny because i always thought it would look punk rock on a younger woman with different fashion sense.

i love female vocalists the best, in all of their striking range (from joanna newsom to nina simone). fucking weirdos. voices are voices.