I am not bleeding from my eyes, I’m bleeding from my wherever.

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

“I did not have sexual relations with that girl”
“I should spend tens of millions of dollars investigating this and try to get this man impeached!”
-Ken Starr 1997

“Did I rape her? I mean...”
“Good enough for me!”
-Ken Starr 2016

Wasn’t 1 painful shot at the horn enough for that guy?

At QB1 I’ll draft NE (-13.5) Over dolphins