George is 100% certain that Trump is sticking his little toad like mushroom head in his wife over and over again. Once you realize that the rest of the drama makes perfect sense.

I'm convinced this is why George Conway actually hates Trump. It's because he knows Donald is fucking his wife

Jesus H Christ in a birch bark canoe. I did not need to hear that. I need to scrub my brain with alcohol.

This is reason 999,999 why you don’t try to run government like a business...especially a democracy.

Yes. I am waiting for someone who is about to retire or something to come out of their face and say some shit against him. As sure as the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, we all know what the response will be.

Remember shortly after becoming president, he said a murderer should have been given a worse sentence in a public trial? That was illegal. Remember as president, when he would demand a football player or someone else be fired over Twitter? That was illegal. It’s against the law for the president of the USA to do…

By the way, they are totally fucking.

Let a military member say something negative about him and then check back on whether federal employees have protected speech rights while acting in an official capacity. 

“They have tried to take away her speech, and I think you’re entitled to free speech in this country.”

So federal employees who are supposed to remain neutral in public are allowed to say or do whatever the hell they like in partisan politics, while black football players/celebrities/public citizens/etc should shut the fuck up.

It’s just...great...that all politicians needed to do to surmount laws and norms, all this time, was to say “nu-uh.”

I remember first seeing that video around the turn of the century and everyone was just bawling with laughter. And this was a room full of people who love the Misfits / Samhain / Danzig. 

He is serious about his book collection and the results are hilarious.

The second thing? Big fat dudes.

He’s got the height part right.

I want to see a horror anthology of things that actually scare Danzig. For his first story I suggest

You were doing so well, too!

I MADE A MOVIE TODAY

But Wolverine with or without boob eyes?

I was there and have a couple photos if you’re interested. This entire thing was nuts. There were cops blocking either side of the stage as if he would get bumrushed during the ridiculous Q&A. He insulted the Marvel franchise as unoriginal, yet his entire third act appeared to be wholly lifted from the Countess…