Lie down with dogs, wake up with fleas.  Especially if you already had fleas.

Didn’t invite Trump to the hooker party.  Fast enough.

Just because she played Guinan doesn’t mean she is Guinan.

Seriously. None of these people are particularly bright or informed. Meghan only manages to stick out because she’s playing the heel.

Unlikely. But, hmmm...

This is the joke I was looking for!  I still think there’s one involving Tom Bodett to be made.

Coincidentally, “thoughts and prayers” is their plan. Stay well!

Back on your half-working meds, I see.

You. Leave Jack Burton Alone!

This jerkoff reminds me of how one time (at bandcamp) one of the counselors gave a boy I had a crush on detention, so I called my mom and told her that the counselor had touched me on my pee hole.

Well played, Flat Circle Time Person!

How the fuck are you in the grays, mon frere?

I know what I jerk it to.

You really let that cracked mask slip today, amigo. It’s going to take you at least a week to get back in the black.

...make shitloads of money off the rubes and golf and do whatever the fuck you want at your leisure?

8) Maker of internet fetish videos. Probably something involving sitting on balloons or farting.

“Coming Soon” to Netflix.

I thought he’d make a good king.  My ex (who had read the books) was, like, “No, he’s an authoritarian bag of dicks.”  Then he killed his daughter, and I had no idea what his arc was supposed to have been.  Unlike Stannis, Dillane was always great.