I’m fairly certain he was asking Zuckerberg for $1B after he spent his money making beige sweatshirts, breeches, and flip-flops.

I’m not sure about Post Malone and Steven Spielberg as your go-to guys for bad music and good movies. Post Malone is a lot shittier than The Killers, and, despite occasional brilliance, Spike Lee doesn’t have have Spielberg’s track record.

I feel like I’m going to google something, and then I won’t be happy.

Was it something about making $5K a month on the interwebs?

I remember that commercial. The hog balls lady won?!? Huh.

Gonna guess his ancestors were Dutch Lurch.

Viagra Boys is good shit.

I only watched the first two seasons. It’s funny. I’m not sure if Julia Louis-Dreyfus deserved to win every Emmy for two decades for it.

To borrow from Veep, Trump was hoisted by his own retard.

That fellow looking to replace him appears to be missing a few chromosomes.

Like Spencer, she’s clearly starving to death without Twitter.

I’d love to meet a Trump supporter with a Smart car. It’d be like meeting someone from the Green Party who is into “rolling coal.”

AOC eviscerated Liberman with four words on Twitter a couple of days ago. Owens wouldn’t rate an emoji.

He just keeps getting fatter. If you’re going to be built like Taft, at least eat like Taft. Be a fat mofo because you ate a lot of good food.

At some point today, Trump will retweet one of his stans who insists that what he really said was, “You’re mucking it all up, cuck!” Because Trump is down with the cool kids and their hip lingo.

All that yellow wallpaper he had put up has him thinking the walls are closing in literally, as opposed to figuratively. He’s going to begin saving his urine or start WW3 if he doesn’t get to a golf course soon.

Only the crazy pro-life ones. And the ones who cover for kid-diddlers. Other than that, Catholics in the U.S. are mostly harmless, I suppose.

I thought maybe “is bad question” meant you were a bot. Typing “stop” a lot was also kind of hard to follow. Refusing to “write or read” about the thing you’re (perhaps) upset about genuinely had me guessing as to which side of the argument you were on. Glad you cleared it up with someone else down the thread,…

That take was so hot I don’t understand it.