Ooo! You said “mansplain”!

If you want to get existential about it, no movie really NEEDS to be made.

Lol, “It’s improbably good!”.

When you order it you have to put up quote signs with your hands when you say “chicken”

“Come try our new Improbable Chicken!”

It doesn’t really taste like chicken, not really a mystery to me. If you were to grill some chicken strips and taste it side by side with Subway you’d notice pretty quickly you were dealing with a different kind of protein. Obviously Subway has the money and motivation to fight it, but I hope they lose.

Side note, a…

Yeah, I was thinking along the same lines. I like Baumbach’s work but it’s a bit of a stretch to lump him in same category with Scorsese.

Because nothing says you don’t give a fuck quite like having a tiny bag specially made so you can pose for a picture to post on social media letting everyone know what few fucks you give.

So a person gave their opinion when asked for unpopular opinions and people are this up in arms? I wonder how bad it would be if this was something that was actually important?

I am one of the biggest stoners you find in your life, but i have to side with the FDA on this one. I’m so goddamn tired of my stoner friends trying to tell me i can dip my nuts in CBD oil to cure blue balls and other assorted (less satirical, but just as ridiculous) applications. I really wish they’d crack down on a…

Self-righteous much, Reid? Way to cherry-pick quotes to generate false anger. Ignore this one, among others?

The photos aren’t particularly thrilling, unless you enjoy images of actors looking vaguely concerned and serious about... whatever the hell is going on in the middle distance:

Yellow River Boys got robbed.

Pop dominates all of these lists because music critics are so desperately afraid of being attacked by “poptimists.” And it causes exactly the kind of freezing out of other genres that you see here.

The poptimist era is so boring. Critics are terrified to treat any pop music as less than genius and ignore other genres.

Haha Taylor Swift gets #3 but no Alabama Shakes, White Denim, Antibalas, etc...

Is he really a rapper like the headline says? He seems more like a career criminal and rapist who took a little time off to make a couple albums.

Same here. Non-famous writer. I honestly can’t resist the googling impulse sometimes (usually for reviews, which often hurt), but I know that whatever shit comes back at me is my own fault and I’m an idiot for typing my name and hitting search.

Saulnier makes good movies. Green Room is such a mean, nasty movie but so, so good.  

FYI: Screen cap is from Jack's Teen America 15, scene 1. Her name is Bree.