I’m gonna take this opportunity to be a wet blanket and remind everyone that this is not over. There’s no going back to normal, and no one should be resting or bored. Time to get to work fixing everything.

Or “New York AG indicts Donald Trump and Other Family Members on 83 counts of Fraud.”

This dude’s gonna do more work in 100 days than Trump did all his life.

My only concern about the pardons is that I’m afraid he’ll pardon a bunch of insurrectionists. That’s why I haven’t been all “Why isn’t person X in jail?!” I’ve been perfectly happy to slow walk arrests until after Trump can no longer pardon people. I’m positive that he’s going to pardon that crazy realtor.

Yay, Farscape!

And why would we want to dress in wieface trash and cultivate colonies of lice and fleas in our beards to attempt to pass authentically as the reactionaries? I don’t think I could behave as dumb as “podium guy” or “piano scarf lady” unless I had a “horizontal” lobotomy.

Because they’re this fuckin stupid:

Why would a group built around black bloc face coverings do the exact opposite so they could be easily identified? Did George Soros Amazon drone ship antifa a bunch of Tom Cruise Mission Impossible Disguise Masks on the 5th? C’man.

Because they’re cowards that can’t own up to anything. 

Never EVER try to rationalize what a crazy person is saying or doing or try to reason with them. That way lies madness.

Boogymen gonna boogy!

Antifa intentionally failed so as not to sabotage their win, but still blame the nice, quiet, MAGA boys that would NEVER do something like this. You can tell because if they did, it would have been successful (of course) and McDonald would be President for life! All those MAGA guys photographed there and arrested were…

What do you want them to do, admit the racism was coming from inside the house all along? If more black republicans showed up they would have tried to blame BLM too. More people died during this coup attempt than in Benghazi. Let’s see if Republicans call for half as many investigations.

The REAL truth: No corporation should be donating any money, to any politician, of any political affiliation, under any circumstances. Until we get publicly funded political campaigns, our system will have corruption built into it.

Now imagine every day more Americans die than in all the 9/11 attacks, and the President is worried about his locked Twitter account.

As Susan Collins lied mused: he learned his lesson. No, he didn’t. He has NEVER faced any consequences that have changed his behavior or altered his self-serving purposes in the breadth of his entire career. He will not change. He will not ever do the right thing. He must be made to pay for his actions. I REALLY hope…

It's like asking to take them back after they used and abused you.  Fuck off you pieces of shit Republicans.

Law enforcement sources told the New York Times that the officer was struck with a fire extinguisher during the riot.

This take is fucking nuclear.

Sedition, treason, insurrection. This traitorous mob is pitifully small and the reaction by law enforcement is pitifully weak, possibly by design.