Nope. Primates screwed this up, so unless we give it to bonobos only, it’s time to let, say, canines take a shot at it. Yeah, they’ll chew up everything but they’ll be good stewards. Yes they will!

Stop the world, I want to get off.

Dear Mr. Kevin Pang,

He is, but his three daughters formed a band.

Some might say his heart broke.

Re, the video: Wow. I haven’t been to any large-venue live music in a long, long, long time. If I can expect to see that many goddam phones in the air, I don’t see why I ever should again.

I’ll star anything that contains “damn you, Kinja.”

“Luckily.”

when he attempted to climb a giant prop gun in the back of his stage, causing it to fall on him.

It was a good day I didn’t get crushed by an A.K.

The cast of Will and Grace have been fierce advocates for equality for over a decade, so I’m not sure why they agreed to do this woman’s show in the first place. I get corporate synergy, but nobody is buying the Megyn Kelly makeover, and it’s a bad look for the cast of a show that was a major turning point in…

Fine, then: but her emails.

How about you respect her choice, AV Club?

What we really need now is to mobilize against another round of tax cuts for the rich. W Bush shifted the tax burden down and exploded the deficit based on the theory that it would lead to an economoc boom. It didn’t work out so great. Their current new cut mirrors Kansas’s plan under Brownback, which worked out so…

This again? The context of the two situation is very different.

A reality television star is president. You figure it out.

It may be the reason why we won’t get any more of those things?

Mel is right. Oh, no, “jokes that not only mock, but occasionally invoke, harmful stereotypes!”

Everyone knows Young Frankenstein is his masterpiece, although you can argue it’s not as laugh out loud funny as Blazing Saddles.

“Nor could I support it without knowing how much it will cost, how it will affect insurance premiums, and how many people will be helped or hurt by it.”