Soon to be re-released songs of Gary Lewis

Because the standard Trump defense is “what about what Hillary did”. So we jokingly say, “But her emails,” whenever he does something that is clearly much dumber and shittier than anything anybody has claimed she has done.

Does it make me an awful person, that a significant factor in my decision to not have children is that I do not want to be forced to endure watching these goddamn children’s programs with my kid?

My toddlers are really into dinosaurs, so they watch a lot of the Land Before Time movies.

Ignore the screen? No, you don’t. Once you’ve learned the basic mechanics set forth here, the next most important tip is to LEARN THE MACHINE. Figure out what you have to do to get an extra ball, to start multiball, to start the bonus rounds, to maximize your points in the bonus rounds. You learn that information…

I would gladly do this if the bribe was for Block & Tackle. And if Comcast carried Fusion. Since neither of those (mostly the second one) are true, I am truly sorry that I can’t participate. I do hope to watch someday, because John Teti is a delightful individual.

Photoshop the knife into a hatchet, add some clown paint, now you’ve got yourself our future Juggalo president.

That’s not a knife. This is a knife.
*runs away*

She’s been with the AV Club forever, and her articles always contained a shred of outrage, but ever since the kinjapocalypse she’s turned the outrage up to eleven.

Mr Glitch - “I’m pretty sure it’s been hit (in the face) a few times already.”

The FBI classifies Juggalos as a “gang” but I don’t think so... they’re barely a minor threat.

“He’s Tan, Rested and Ready!” - Nixon ‘84

Never. This will never be funny. This will never be “remember that time your crazy old coot of an uncle drank too much at Thanksgiving, passed out, and started screaming racial epithets...yeah, that was cutely embarrassing.”

Am I the only one who remembers the horrors of the Cappucino Salute?

Thank god no one watches History anyway

The problem is that idiots fuck each other, and give birth to republicans.

The beauty of Kinja is I can come here tomorrow, post FIRST, and I have just as likely a chance as you at being the first comment.

Only now you get kinjaAIDS.

1984 was an insanely good year for music. Those two records, Let It Be, Meat Puppets II, Smiths debut, Wonderful and Frightening World of the Fall. Even the mainstream stuff was a cut above. Purple Rain, Born In The USA, She’s So Unusual.

Flexible Flyer is possibly my favorite Husker Du song (so many to choose from) and it’s as good a eulogy as any. Thanks for the great music, Mr. Hart.